saat yalan
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven, and when she went to St. Peter waiting for her at the Pearly Gates, she saw a wall of bells behind St. Peter. "What is the use of these clocks? She asked, and St. Peter replied, "They are clocks of lies. Every man in the world has his own lie clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your lie clock move." "Oh," Hillary said, "whose clock is that?" "It belongs to Mother Teresa. The needle hasn't moved, which means she hasn't told a lie." 'And whose clock is that? "That's Abraham Lincoln's. The needle moved two Spaces, telling us that he had only lied twice in his life. "Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked. "His is in Jesus' office. Jesus is using it as a ceiling fan."
